Intro
Hello, my name is Chad, I’m 2nd level/year undergraduate student. I’ll try to make the long story short. I had a girlfriend Nicole, whom I loved very much(I think I still do), on February 7th she was going to leave for a week together with her family to visit her grandparents. So we met to say goodbye, that evening she brought me this cute bunny(I’m not crazy about rabbits but well…) and we named it Baribie(I later renamed her to Barbie.Q) , she said that it’s cuteness should always remind us of our love and how we’ll always be together, we kissed goodbye, she left and I haven’t seen her ever since.
The Letter
She wasn’t answering my calls or sms for 5 days, I didn’t know what to think, so I sent her sms that tomorrow I’m going to a city where she was to see her, then at last, after 10 minutes I received a reply, it was February 13th 7:20pm, I remember because it was the worst day in my life, I already missed her very much and at first I was happy about the reply, she replied: ”hey Chad I’ve sent you an email”. I opened my email and there began my nightmare, this is what she wrote: “Hey Chad how r u? how’s Barbie doing, hope everything’s fine. I’m a bit nervous and dunno how to say it to you, but it’s all over between us. Please don’t be mad at me, read the rest of the email. It’s hard for me to live like this anymore, we’re spending less and less time together because of your college, you’re not near when I miss you and it hurts you know, remember how we couldn’t see each other for days cuz of your exams? Sometimes I thought the reason wasn’t really your exams but some cute chick from ur college, I know you never gave me the reason to be jealous but that’s what comes to mind when you miss someone a lot and he’s not near, I’m sorry but that’s the way I am and I can’t do anything about myself. I suffer from my thoughts, from missing you, from being alone when all my friends have their bf’s by their side. I know it will be hard for both of us but I can’t continue like this anymore. Time spent with you was the best and most precious in my life, I remember how u used to make me laugh when I was down and how you treated me, I appreciate it and I’ll never forget it, you’re really great. I’m sure you will be very successful because u’re hard working and good person, I hope you graduate college and achieve all your goals. Wish u all the best and wish u much much LOVE. Kiss forever, Nicole.”
Chain of disasters
I was shocked, a ball stuck in my throat and my mouth went dry, it was the worst feeling in my life, that moment I hated my college and everything related to it. I’ve sent her a letter next day that I’ll be of for summer vacation soon and we could be 24 hours a day together, she didn’t reply. Then I said to myself that life doesn’t end there and I should continue with college and my education is the only chance to achieve something in my life. I tried to forget her quickly but couldn’t. I couldn’t concentrate on books. Everything I was reading, was just bouncing of my head, I was thinking about her and as a result I failed 2 exams, but my nightmare didn’t stop there. Three weeks after she left me I received mail from organization, which was supposed to grant me full scholarship for my college education, stating that they will not be able to fund my education any more, the reason was not enough funding from government. Without scholarship aid there’s no way I can pay for the college with my $5/hour summer job. In college they told me I will be excluded from college if I don’t pay till November. My life just went down the Drain, I was desperate. Then for a moment I thought since I won’t be able to continue my education, maybe I could get her back, there will be no college or exams interfering out relationship. I sent her sms, telling that we need to talk, she replied that it will be hard for her and asked me to send email instead, so I wrote her an email explaining everything, but she replied that it was too late… Later I found out that she was with this guy with tuned expensive car with BassBox and stereo and lights all over the car like xmas tree. I was left with no loved one, no money and no college for which I lost her, just this little cute Bunny Barbie.Q, which reminds me of Nicole every time…
Down The Rabbit Hole (Follow The White Rabbit)
Several days later I was googling about pet bunnies and came across a website that said, that having a bunny or rabbit as a pet is bad idea and that it brings a lot of Bad Luck. I thought for a second and realized that all my worries started after Nicole brought me Barbie(now Barbie.Q). I googled about pet rabbits bringing bad luck and found a lot of sites and people saying the same. I’m not the type who believes superstitions or follows false beliefs, but I’m 100% sure it’s Barbie.Q that brought all this disaster and Bad Luck in my life.
The Verdict
Since all my worries started after this cute bunny Barbie.Q appeared in my life, I decided to make Barbecue from Barbie.Q, if I don’t get $74,000 by November, to pay for college(by November Bunny will be big enough to be eaten). Barbie.Q will be taken to a professional butcher, after which it will be barbecued or cooked(I’m still looking for good recipes) and eaten. Barbie isn’t tortured or abused in any way, it isn’t experiencing any cruel treatment, at the moment it has the best life any bunny can dream of. I know a lot of you will say that it’s just a coincidence and that I’m going crazy, yet I believe that all my nightmares and Bad Luck was brought in my life by this cute bunny called Barbie.Q, but you can prove me wrong and save Barbie’s life(and mine too) by Donating.
Donate (Save Barbie.Q)
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My college costs $26,700 annual, so $53,400 total for 2 years that’s left, $16,300 for room and board for 2 years($8,150 per year), about $2,000 will go for books and supplies and about $2,300 will be left to make sure Barbie.Q lives the happy life full of carrots and veggies till the end of its days.